Dry humping, deep kissing and blue balls.

It’s a widely held belief that people in long-term relationships have less exciting sex than earlier in the relationship. I believe that one of the reasons for this is because the sex lives of long-termers contain little or no erotic tease. Let’s compare the life of a long-time married person with a teenager just starting out on their sexual journey. It’s not that teenagers specifically set out to engage in erotic tease – it’s more just a byproduct of the competing desires for sex and hesitancy to do so, for whatever reasons.

I remember having a boyfriend in my teens who would go home after our dates crippled by blue balls. OK, that probably isn’t the most appealing way to sell erotic tease, but believe me, it was a testament to how hot our make-out sessions would be. We’d spend entire afternoons deep kissing and dry humping. He’d be erect the entire time and my panties would be soaked through. Each time we’d take it a step further – him licking my nipples, touching each other first outside, then inside our pants, the first time I felt his mouth between my legs and later him in my mouth… you get the picture. Now if we move our attention to the married couple, sex is usually a routine affair that doesn’t take longer than half an hour, everyone knows the drill – few kisses, suck her nipples, stroke her pussy, rub his cock, maybe a bit of oral if feeling adventurous, penetration, perhaps a position change, orgasm for her, orgasm for him.

I ask you, when was the last time you dry humped?

Tomorrow I’m going to post a man’s (or woman’s) guide to erotically teasing a woman. You will get step by step instructions on how to turn her into a quivering puddle.